Q: Where the heck am I?
A: This is the space on the big ol’ Internet where I post my original written work, along with my experiences and thoughts of books, games, films, life, and anything else that I find has an interesting story to it!
Q: Who are you?
A: I’m that weird kid who laughs way too loud in movie theaters. I also like to write crazy stories, read until my head hurts, and play video games like a madman. Nature trails and punk rock shows are my aesthetic. Call me Retsen.
Q: Why should I waste my time here?
A: Because, fellow human, stories are freaking awesome; and no one wants to do the dishes anyway.
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